Who would you perfer to roll into battle with?

[Angelus]

[SP@NKy]

all these people suck except for the thunder cats! go thunder cats!

thats gotta b the saddest post ive ever seen... and besides even the silverhawks can whoops thundercats ass...

[{jog}goku]

i say thunder cats you say...?

[Frantic]

hoooooooooooo!!!!

[SP@NKy]

mmm.. partly nude xmen heros...i bet u cant get enough of that either huh angelus?



and besides wen u roll with the transformers u can get a quicky with this...



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[DEITY]

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If Chuck Norris is running late.... time better slow the fuck down. So In conclusion...

[{JOG}Off!]

thank you for posting true masterbating motivation...

[{JOG}Leonardo]

Quite frankly I think this whole "Chuck Norris=God" is a joke in itself. Almost every fucking game I play you hear chuck norris jokes. Ohhh "Chuck norris's tear's cure cancer, too bad he never cries" or "Lighting doesn't get Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gets the lightning" Fuck with it already. I'm sick and tired of all these years hearing shit about Chuck. I don't give 2 shits about this guy anymore, it all got old when I was a damn baby for fuck sakes. It's just not funny anymore, sorry to say. That's what happens when people get old with the jokes that follow with it. In reality, chuck is trash. He's 69 years old for crying out loud. He couldn't hurt a fly even if he wanted to. There's nothing cool or funny about Chuck Norris or his jokes, I don't care what you guys think. But I'm sorry to say in even 50 years, maybe even 100 (or more) Chuck norris's crap jokes will live on. Life would be even more sad than it already is. Shit they even have facts about Chuck Norris (Really are jokes...... still fucking stupid)

- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

I'm just sick and tired of Chuck already.

[DEITY]

wouldnt that be some ironic shit? years afterward chuck norris will be the most popular dude of our era. hes the new plato... but with a sweet mustache.

and your just bitchy cause you went with lame duck jackie chan

[{JOG}Off!]

Quite frankly I think this whole "Chuck Norris=God" is a joke in itself. Almost every fucking game I play you hear chuck norris jokes. Ohhh "Chuck norris's tear's cure cancer, too bad he never cries" or "Lighting doesn't get Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris gets the lightning" Fuck with it already. I'm sick and tired of all these years hearing shit about Chuck. I don't give 2 shits about this guy anymore, it all got old when I was a damn baby for fuck sakes. It's just not funny anymore, sorry to say. That's what happens when people get old with the jokes that follow with it. In reality, chuck is trash. He's 69 years old for crying out loud. He couldn't hurt a fly even if he wanted to. There's nothing cool or funny about Chuck Norris or his jokes, I don't care what you guys think. But I'm sorry to say in even 50 years, maybe even 100 (or more) Chuck norris's crap jokes will live on. Life would be even more sad than it already is. Shit they even have facts about Chuck Norris (Really are jokes...... still fucking stupid)

- If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
- Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
- Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.

I'm just sick and tired of Chuck already.

1 no, because with enough chuck jokes he might actually one day cry, and on that day we cure cancer...

2 and yes you do, or you wouldn't bother to post this.

[SP@NKy]

well if you want to cure cancer click this...

and if ur like cheating ur way thru life...here
1. Click on the super friends DVD box on the shelf on the right.
2. Click Will ferrell
3. Pick number 1
4. Pick the numbers in the following order:3,3,4,3,3,2.
 
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[{JOG}Leonardo]

 

[{JOG}Leonardo]

I still think Chuck is a bitch.

[{JOG}Off!]

• Chuck Norris does not own a house. He walks into random houses and people move.
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are known today as Giraffes.
• Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.
• Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Ever!
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• When Chuck Norris was born, the doctor slapped his bum. The doctor has been eating from a straw ever since.
• Chuck Norris puts the 'laughter' in 'manslaughter'.
• Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris
• If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow the [ inappropriate language ] down.
• If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Chuck Norris's fist.
• Chuck Norris died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
• Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die.
• Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors.
• If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
• At birth, Chuck Norris came out feet first so he could roundhouse kick the doctor in the face. Nobody delivers Chuck Norris but Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris' sperm can penetrate 13 condoms, the birth control pill, and a brick wall, in order to impregnate a woman.
• Chuck Norris has to sort his laundry into three loads: darks, whites, and bloodstained.
• Water boils faster when Chuck Norris watches it.
• Chuck Norris' cowboy boots are made from real cowboys.
• Chuck Norris clogs the toilet even when he pisses.
• A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, 'Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!' The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
• Whenever someone is constipated, doctors send them to Chuck Norris so he can scare the shit out of them.
• Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
• Switzerland isn't really neutral. They just haven't figured out what side Chuck Norris is on yet.
• Chuck Norris doesn't give Christmas presents. If you live to see Christmas, that is your Christmas present from Chuck.
• Chuck Norris was sending an email one day, when he realized that it would be faster to run.
• One time in an airport a guy accidentally called Chuck Norris 'Chick Norris'. He explained it was an honest mistake and apologized profusely. Chuck accepted his apology and politely signed an autograph. Nine months later, the guy's wife gave birth to a bearded baby. The guy knew exactly what had happened, and blames nobody but himself.
• Chuck Norris doesn't understand why you should consult your doctor if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours. His erections have been known to last for up to 15 days.
• Similar to a Russian Nesting Doll, if you were to break Chuck Norris open you would find another Chuck Norris inside, only smaller and angrier.
• Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
• Chuck Norris doesn't have a bank account. He just tells the bank how much he needs.
• Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when Chuck Norris is going to kill you.
• Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone. This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
• Microsoft has released a new Anti-virus removal tool called Chuck Norris. The tool dares the virus to enter the machine.
• Chuck Norris always gets blackjack. Even when he's playing poker.
• When Chuck Norris answers the phone, he just says 'Go'. This is not permission for you to begin speaking, it is your cue to start running for your life.
• Chuck Norris only uses one chopstick.
• Chuck Norris does not leave messages. Chuck Norris leaves warnings.
• Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard-rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
• Chuck Norris once had a near death experience. Needless to say, Death now refuses to come near him.
• If you come home to find Chuck Norris doing your wife, it's probably best to go fetch a glass of water and stand there in case Chuck gets thirsty. There ain't no future in any other course of action.
• Chuck Norris can open beer cans with his teeth. He still prefers to use other people's teeth, though.
• Chuck Norris once put an entire bottle of sleeping pills into his mouth. It made him blink once.
• Thousands of years ago Chuck Norris came across a bear. It was so terrified that it fled north into the arctic. It was also so terrified that all of its descendents now have white hair.
• Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
• There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
• Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his dad did.
• Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the 'Circle of Life.'
• Contrary to popular belief, the Titanic didn't hit an iceberg. The ship was off course and accidentally ran into Chuck Norris while he was doing the backstroke across the Atlantic.
• When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken.
• Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate an Indian.
• Staring at Chuck Norris for extended periods of time without proper eye protection will cause blindness, and possibly foot sized bruises on the face.
• Chuck Norris doesn't go on the internet, he has every internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes web pages by blinking.
• Chuck Norris can do a roundhouse kick faster than the speed of light. This means that if you turn on a light switch, you will be dead before the light bulb turns on.
• Chuck Norris doesn't bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
• Chuck Norris can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

[SP@NKy]

LOL they nvr get old for me... unlike leo..